Man I should make an original story and sell it to Singapore/Malaysia. It’ll be about 2 ah bengs who deny their loveeeeee but eventually gets together.
The title: “The secrets behind the streets of Singapore.”
Anyone who picks the book to read will get a shock of their life as the author, aka me, writes about erotic gay sex with singlish.
Ho-seh!
fuck yeah if malaysia bans it.
THIS MEANS I HAVE DONE A GOOD JOB IN WRITING GAY PORN.
As Ah Lim reached for his Teh bing, his hands gently brushed with the Tea Uncle’s. Their eyes met across the aluminium counter. Time stopped.
Until the cry OI HURRY UP LA shocked them out of their stupor.
Johan, pls not high crass enough
Ah Lim went over to touch his teh bing but kenna the Uncle’s hand. Their eyes met and both of them tsk-ed at the same time but what ah, inside them, they start to have feerings.
“OI HURRY UP LA” and Ah lim said “Sorry ah uncle.”
In the corner, the two cleaning aunties smiled at the scene. They gam bei-ed their tiger, ” Zan la! Ship le!”
(via milodrums)
