June 2012
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
May 2012
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I never miss...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Loki: Kneel.
Phil: I watched you while you were sleeping.
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Zodiac Fears
Aries - separation/detachment
Taurus - change
Gemini - being alone
Cancer - feeling unloved
Leo - being ignored
Virgo - disorder
Libra - anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that'll destroy their life
Scorpio - failure and inadequacy
Sagittarius - being controlled
Capricorn - being misunderstood and not being good enough
Aquarius - being locked in
Pisces - upsetting others and rejection
